I Steal Pets - Rachel Bloom

I Steal Pets - Rachel Bloom

Originally seen on Collegehumor.com! BUY THIS SONG AND RACHEL'S ALBUM ON ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/please-love-me/id648598114 BUY T-SHIRTS: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com/store/ Starring: Rachel Bloom Director: Paul Briganti Director of Photography: E. Gustavo Peterson Editor: Paul Briganti Song by: Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen Producers: Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier "aka MacGyver" at the Hidden Studio Makeup: Elisabet Moscorro Featuring: Ian Littleworth, Courtney Bree, Wile E., Godzuki, Bronco, Gus, Oscar 1, Jimi, Paige, Wendell, Milton, and introducing Oscar 2 Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Racheldoesstuff Website: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Bloom-Fan-Page/111614618892303 Thanks to: Logan Ludwig, Shelli Bloom, Ali Stroker, Katy Foley, Nicole Shabtai, Jack Dolgen, Tess Paras, and Curtis Gwinn LYRICS: Ohhhh Yeaaaaah School is really boring, Can't wait for the bell to ring, 'Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends! Gonna party through the night- Karaoke, pillow fights. The music's loud, the lights are bright It never ends I have so many friends! 'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, And lock them in my shed. At school, life can be such a drag. Whitney Jones called me a fag. But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! I smiled at Michael in the halls, Then he spread rumors I have balls. But I taught his dog to hug on command! I have so many friends! Right, dog?! 'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Rawrrrrrrr. It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight, And I'm the life of it all. Cats and dogs all groovin' with me, We're havin' such a ball. I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix. He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes. Suddenly We kiss! 'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed. Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people. I steal pets from the popular people, My parents both are dead. Boo! I steal pets from the popular people. (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine). Then dress them up like the popular people. (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine). Yeah I steal pets from the popular people. (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine). And dress them up like the popular people. All of them are mine! I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed. I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss Lock them in my shed.

Rachel Bloom Reveals How a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Guest Star Almost Made Her Cry

Rachel Bloom Reveals How a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Guest Star Almost Made Her Cry

Rachel Bloom reminisces about working as a performer on a New York City musical boat cruise and reveals why one Crazy Ex-Girlfriend guest star almost made her cry. » Subscribe to Late Night: http://bit.ly/LateNightSeth » Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/ » Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC. LATE NIGHT ON SOCIAL Follow Late Night on Twitter: https://twitter.com/LateNightSeth Like Late Night on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LateNightSeth Find Late Night on Tumblr: http://latenightseth.tumblr.com/ Connect with Late Night on Google+: https://plus.google.com/+LateNightSeth/videos Late Night with Seth Meyers on YouTube features A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy, and topical monologue jokes. NBC ON SOCIAL Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://NBCtv.tumblr.com/ NBC Pinterest: http://Pinterest.com/NBCtv/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nbc NBC Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbctv Rachel Bloom Reveals How a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Guest Star Almost Made Her Cry - Late Night with Seth Meyers https://youtu.be/0wRC2ZFcEi4 Late Night with Seth Meyers http://www.youtube.com/user/latenightseth

Fuckton Of Cats - feat. Rachel Bloom - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'

Fuckton Of Cats - feat. Rachel Bloom - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'

GET THE SONG: https://lnk.to/cxg3 Fuckton Of Cats Starring Rachel Bloom Featuring Donna Lynne Champlin, Gabrielle Ruiz, Vella Lovell, Mary Holland, Cissy Fenwick Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen REBECCA It's come to this Like I knew it would Since I'm now Single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself A fuckton of cats! HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA A fuckton of cats! REBECCA A fuckton of cats! HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA Way too many cats! REBECCA When you're a permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you go out and get A fuckton of cats! Oh yeah! I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store The smell is overwhelming inside This is the future smell of my house It's the smell of my dreams that have died I walk up to the cat shelf Where the cats are labelled big and small The sales lady asks, "Is there one you like?" And I state, "I'll take them all!" I wanna fuckton of cats! CATS Meow! A fuckton of cats! REBECCA Gimme a fuckton of cats! CATS Meow! A fuckton of cats! Meow! REBECCA The sales lady's pumped She's closing early And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment Filled with her own fuckton of cats! CATS Meow, meow, meow REBECCA That she got at a discount CATS Meow, meow, meow REBECCA 'Cause she works at the cat store CATS Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Why have cats, over time, become Synonymous with loneliness? We gotta work on our collective image We need a new publicist The ironic part is we're not that friendly If you're lonely, we might make it worse Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day Have you considered getting a dog? REBECCA Nope! I wanna fuckton of you guys! CATS Okay, we warned you REBECCA A fuckton of cats! CATS We're gonna ruin your couch REBECCA There's a lot of evidence that Organisms in cat poop make you crazy CATS Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic And then we peed on The Atlantic REBECCA But I still want a fuckton of cats! CATS *Hiss!*

We Don't Need a Man - Rachel Bloom

We Don't Need a Man - Rachel Bloom

Rachel and Shaina just got dumped. BUY RACHEL'S ALBUM: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/please-love-me/id648598114 BUY T-SHIRTS: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com/store/ Starring Rachel Bloom and Shaina Taub Written by Rachel Bloom, Shaina Taub and Jack Dolgen Directed by Adam Stein and Colin Campbell Cinematography by E. Gustavo Petersen Edited by Greg Burke Dancers: Tess Paras, Emma Koenig, Rebecca Delgado-Smith and Dominique Toney DJ Douchebag: Jack Dolgen Choreographed by Tess Paras Set Design by Laura Levin Hair and Makeup: Rachel Olson Gaffer: Mariscela Mendez Swing: Mike Kenne Driver: Logan Wade Production Assistants: Marni Fruman and Logan Ludwig LYRICS: Spoken: Shaina: Yo. Rachel and I just got dumped. Rachel: Yeah! And you know what? We're better off! ROB. Shaina: Damn right. It's time to have a girl's night. Rachel: Yeah! It's time to have a girl's night! Let's start singing now! Shaina: BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' SO DAMN FINE I'M FEELING LIKE MYSELF AGAIN IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME. Rachel: BABY EVER SINCE YOU LEFT I'VE BEEN EATIN' A LOT OF CHEESE. I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYS AND I'M SLEEPING WITH MY DOG, LOUISE. Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M BETTER OFF ALONE) WE DON'T NEED A MAN Rachel: I don't deserve love! Shaina: GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB JAMMIN' TO MY FAVORITE SONG GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT MY HIGH HIGH HEELS AND MY RED LIPSTICK ON. Rachel: GETTIN' READY FOR THE CLUB AND BY CLUB I MEAN THE BATH. GOT MY SHORT SHORT SKIRT MY HIGH HIGH HEELS AND WRITE ROB'S NAME ON MY ARMS IN RED LIPSTICK. Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M AN EMPOWERED WOMAN) WE DON'T NEED A MAN Rachel: I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment. Shaina: OHHH I'M STRONGER NOW WITHOUT YOU HOLDING ME BACK Rachel: OHHHH I'M STRONGER NOW FROM CARRYING THE SOCK MAN WHILE WE DANCE. Shaina: I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU A LONG TIME AGO! Rachel: I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAT. Chorus: WE DON'T NEED A MAN (I'M BETTER OFF ALONE) WE DON'T NEED A MAN....

The Skivvies and Rachel Bloom - Bad Songs Medley

The Skivvies and Rachel Bloom - Bad Songs Medley

Rachel Bloom joins The Skivvies (Lauren Molina and Nick Cearley) to perform a medley of bad songs. Songs include: Bad Boys (Miami Sound Machine), All Star (Smash Mouth), Bad (Michael Jackson), Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) (The Offspring), Who Let The Dogs Out (Baha Men), Atomic Dog (George Clinton). Bass: Benny Lipson, Drums: Theo Seidmon Catalina Jazz Club, 6/24/18 http://www.theskivviesnyc.com https://www.facebook.com/theskivviesnyc http://twitter.com/theskivviesNYC

Chanukah Honey (Santa Baby Parody) - Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Dan Gregor

Chanukah Honey (Santa Baby Parody) - Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Dan Gregor

This is a sexy holiday song about how Jewish girls hit on Jewish guys. Buy "Suck It, Christmas!!! (A Chanukah Album)" on iTunes HERE: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/suck-it-christmas!!!-chanukah/id753057099 Buy on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Suck-Christmas-Chanukah-Album-Explicit/dp/B00GPS81KM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1384850035&sr=8-1&keywords=suck+it+christmas+album Buy Hard Copies of "Suck It, Christmas!!! (A Chanukah Album)" HERE: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com/products/hard-copy-of-suck-it-christmas-a-chanukah-album/ Buy T-Shirts and Accessories HERE: http://www.cafepress.com/racheldoesstuff Starring Rachel Bloom Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Dan Gregor and Jerome Kurtenbach Directed by Dan Gregor Featuring Nicole Shabtai and Jennie Pierson Director of Photography: Charles Papert Editor: Greg Burke Song Producer: Jack Dolgen Backup Singers: Tess Paras and Rebekka Johnson Choreographer: Tess Paras Art Direction: Laura Levin Hair/Makeup: Aliana Moss AC: Michael Paletta Steadicam Operator: Evan Barthelman Gaffer: Andrew Clark Key Grip: Logan Wade Grip/Electric: Pablo Romeo Production Assistants: Jeff Eckman and Cait Raftery Lyrics: CHANUKAH HONEY YOU GOT YOUR MBA FROM PENN. AMEN. THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL. CHANUKAH HONEY. SO COME AND LIGHT MY CANDLE TONIGHT. CHANUKAH HONEY AT THE JCC YOU PLAY BASKETBALL. SO TALL. YOU MUST BE FIVE FOOT EIGHT. CHANUKAH HONEY. SO COME AND FLIP MY LATKES TONIGHT. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE. IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR LAST THREE GIRLFRIENDS WERE JAPANESE. I'M EXOTIC TOO: I'VE BEEN TO PALM BEACH. OH, BY THE WAY, I THINK OUR PARENTS HAVE MUTUAL FRIENDS. The Schacters? Do you know them? CHANUKAH HONEY. YOU MAKE PUNS JUST LIKE MY DAD. SO RAD. YOU SAY CHALLAH LIKE, "HOLLA!" CHANUKAH HONEY. SO COME AND SPIN MY DREIDL-- YOU MAY THINK I'M STUFFY 'CAUSE I WORK IN FINANCE. BUT MY BAT MIZVAH THEME WAS DANCE! LET ME MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. OH, BY THE WAY, YOU WENT TO CAMP WITH MY FRIEND'S STEP-COUSIN. Small World. CHANUKAH HONEY. CAN YOU HEAR THOSE WEDDING BELLS? LOL. BUT SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WANT KIDS? CHANUKAH HONEY. SO COME KISS MY MEZUZAH TONIGHT. I heard you were the beatboxer on your college a capella group. COME AND BLESS MY CHALLAH TONIGHT. I'd love to hear your version of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" MEZUZAH IS THE NAME FOR MY CLIT.

Sexy French Depression (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Sexy French Depression (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Man, the French know how to make depression look sexy. Buy the "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Season 1 Volume 1 Soundtrack AVAILABLE NOW!! http://smarturl.it/crazyex1_i Starring Rachel Bloom Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger Directed by Larry Trilling

Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Official video of Fountains of Wayne performing Stacy's Mom from the album Welcome Interstate Managers. Buy It Here: http://smarturl.it/u4l6t2 Like Fountains of Wayne on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/fountainsofwayne Follow Fountains of Wayne on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/fountainsofwayn Official Website: http://www.fountainsofwayne.com See more videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/FountainsOfWayneVEVO

The OCDance! - Rachel Bloom

The OCDance! - Rachel Bloom

It's the new dance that's sweeping the nation/my brain! BUY SONG: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ocdance-single/id921873664 Starring Rachel Bloom Directed by Paul Briganti Written by Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen Cinematography by E. Gustavo Petersen Edited by Kent Kincannon Makeup by Rachel Olson Featuring: Jack Dolgen, Adam Lustick, Tess Paras, Ellen McCormack, Dan O'Brien, Greg Burke, Lindsay Kirk, Ashley Chaney, Lars Ingelman, Alex Lewis, Orion Acaba, Dylan Caponi, Evan Hembacher, Dan Gregor Original standup bit here: https://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/TheOCDance

Dog Bris: Meet The Dogs Of Ready, Set, Celebrate!

Dog Bris: Meet The Dogs Of Ready, Set, Celebrate!

Dog Bris: Meet The Dogs Of Ready, Set, Celebrate! Starring Nicole Shabtai and Rachel Bloom Subscribe to DIGS! http://www.youtube.com/digs DIG us on twitter, tumblr, & facebook! http://twitter.com/digschannel http://digschannel.tumblr.com/ http://www.facebook.com/DIGSchannel

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